Well, this isn't cool. Not cool at all.
AMAZEBALLZ! Every move Prince Harry makes is evidently more AH-Mazing than the last!
Srsly! He's capable of anything and everything!! This ridiculously wonderful Royal could wrestle rabid porcupines with his hands while playing concert piano with his toes and, at this point, we'd barely even bat an eye!
The handsomely hunk-tastic Prince recently took his talents on a 208-mile trek to the South Pole, but the treacherously cold journey itself was only the tip of his bad-ass iceberg!
Queen Elizabeth II's super seXXXy grandson did more than just reach the South Pole on a dangerous expedition, he kept up morale, too!
According Dominic West, star of The Wire & one of His Royal Harry's travel buddies, the Prince told fiercely vulgar jokes throughout the entire journey!
"[Prince Harry told] eye-wateringly rude jokes, which for a non-soldier like me was quite shocking."
His bad-boy behavior doesn't stop at filthy jokes, either — the Prince apparently drank booze from another travel companions prosthetic leg!!!
WHAT!?! That's insane!!
“The Icelandic truck drivers who were driving the support vehicles had saved some booze for us to celebrate, so we had a bit of a binge, we were drinking champagne out of one of [team member Duncan Slater's] prosthetic leg.”
OMG! We wish we could've seen his antics firsthand!
On second thought, their journey looked pretty cold; maybe we'll just wait for the documentary, LOLz!!
[Image via Twitter/DominicWest/.]