The friend confided to People Magazine:
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Nothing like a little relationship math to make you feel icky on the inside!!
It's been so long since Buffy the Vampire Slayer — a.k.a. one of the greatest TV shows ever — has been off the air, that we almost forgot about our beloved BuffBuff's milestone birthday!!
What does one get for the fictional ass-kicking fashionista who has everything? A sincere tweet should suffice!
— Sarah Michelle (@RealSMG) January 20, 2014
Aww! A happy ending to a happy birthday story, right?
Nope! Per usual, Angelus comes along and makes everything AWFUL!
— Sarah Michelle (@RealSMG) January 21, 2014
Ugh!!! Did you have to do the math??
No need to remind us that your undead character was well over 250 when he started dating a 16-year-old sophomore at Sunnydale High! We tried to forget about it the first time!!!
Srsly, 200 and however many years is a big enough age gap to make Doug Hutchison & Courtney Stodden get the creepy crawlies!!
We guess we'll let it slide, though, considering David's character still looks so young and yummy, LOLz!!
Will the fictional couple celebrate together? No clue, but either we imagine dirty thirty has to be better her seventeenth birthday…
That was the one where she slept with Angel, he immediately lost his soul and turned evil, and then started killing her friends! Yikes, been there, gurl!