As they say, it's not a vacation without an arrest!
What? They don't say that??
As far as why the Biebs is facing all these charges, officials said:
She may star in Frozen, but her personal life is HOT!
"We had to shoot the sex tape, and I was seven months pregnant at that time, and they were like fitting me in these negligees, and I just had this huge beer belly, this huge gut, and I was you know, pretending to act in a sex tape. And now I can forever look at my daughter and say, 'Oh, you were present for that!'"
And that's not all she was present for! In fact, little Lincoln also got to share some screen time herself - in an awks threesome sort of situation! Kristen said:
"My boyfriend on this season was Adam Brody, and he affectionately refers to our sex scenes as our threesomes because my belly was just on top of him."
Ha! It's like a mom-age à trois! Good luck emancipating yourself from those mental scars, Lincoln! LOLz!