Uh-oh! It looks like Kylie Jenner is in trouble AGAIN!
Hmm... so essentially the gorgeous gal's palette is a better deal? You don't say!
Microsoft may not launch all of its products on time, but at least the robot apocalypse is proceeding as scheduled!
In a recent interview with Bloomberg TV, Microsoft's Head of Research Peter Lee revealed his super-powerful multi-national computer company was in the process of perfecting an artificially intelligent elevator!!!
smart elevators devil machines study human behavior and process that information with fancy algorithms to predict where passengers might want to go?
Wait, why? And what?! And… WHY?!?!
Look, we love technology! We're looking forward to a sex bot shaped like Zefron just as much as the next guy, but why is this necessary??
Pressing a button for the lobby isn't hard, so why would anyone want
smart elevators our new robot overlords doing it for us? What if they send us to the basement instead?!
Yikes, maybe we'll just take the stairs!