That, Perezcious readers, is how we ended up in possession of this penis pic (above)!
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Move over, Dustin Hoffman! A new captain is in and he's eXXXtra hot!
Dreamy Garrett Hedlund has been offered the role of the deliciously villainous Hook for the upcoming flick, Pan!
Garrett beat out the likes of Boardwalk Empire's Jack Huston AND Perks of Being A Wallflower's Ezra Miller for the portrayal of a hunkier Hook in the new spin on the literary classic to be directed by Joe Wright.
Evil and seXXXy?! We're in!
The big screen, epic adventure will tell the story of an orphan who is taken to the magical Neverland, where he finds himself saving natives and at the forefront of a rebellion against some naughty pirates.
No doubt this is a major departure from the brooding, sweet Dean Moriarty in On The Road and the heroic Sam in Tron, but we have all the faith that he'll be wearing one less hand realllllllll well.
Come to think of it, we imagine Garrett could pretty much rock any look and leave us drooling! LOLz!