This is so crazy, we can barely believe it.
Apparently Mama June is dating a 53-year-old named Mark McDaniel who was just released from prison.
Worst part? The victim was a relative of Mama June.
[Image via Joseph Marzullo/WENN.]
We know what you're thinking, did some scantily clad wizard cast engorgio on the flesh-colored magic wand in our pants?
Nope, no magic spells here! That expansion is just our au naturel reaction to another type of expansion altogether! Yup, we're talking about the AH-Mazing Harry Potter news coming out of Florida!
See, Universal Orlando is building a Diagon Alley expansion at The Wizarding World of Harry Potter and there promises to be enough marvelously magical new attractions — including an Escape from Gringotts ride, yay! — to make even the most muggle-born man in the world weep for joy!
We haven't been this excited for a new Harry Potter development since we accidentally stumbled across that Hagrid/Draco Malfoy fanfic! Speaking of Slytherin My Butt, can you believe what they did with the sorting hat?!? And while Dumbledore watched, no less!!
At any rate, Universal's Diagon Alley expansion is expected to open this summer!!
Hopefully Biebsy will be out of Azkaban by then because we're sure the (alleged) speed demon would totes enjoy taking a ride on the Hogwarts Express!
[Image via Universal Orlando.]