It's official! After fans have asked the right f*cking questions for months about who would star in the next season of True Detective, we finally have our answer!
Way to show up like a law-abiding citizen! LOLz!
We kid, we kid. It's not like Justin Bieber had a choice.
But he still made it to his court appearance in Miami for his bond hearing, and despite his lack of glee, it seems like the hearing went well.
Sure, he's probably facing a slew of charges including DUI and resisting arrest, but his bond is only $2,500! He probably wipes his tush with that much money each day!
Want to see the whole hearing??? Ch-ch-check it out (above)!!