One million, billion points for Gryffindor, Hermoine Granger.
Ch-ch-check out the incredible video (above) and if you want, you can read her entire speech HERE.
Way to show up like a law-abiding citizen! LOLz!
We kid, we kid. It's not like Justin Bieber had a choice.
But he still made it to his court appearance in Miami for his bond hearing, and despite his lack of glee, it seems like the hearing went well.
Sure, he's probably facing a slew of charges including DUI and resisting arrest, but his bond is only $2,500! He probably wipes his tush with that much money each day!
Want to see the whole hearing??? Ch-ch-check it out (above)!!