The 27-year-old added that his wife, Anna, has known about his lewd acts for years.
Now, she's remembering what she thought when he first told her:
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Uh-oh, Simon, this is one kitty kat you don't want to mess with!
Specifically one Katy Perry!
The Prismatic songstress is clearly on Team Chezza after being a guest judge next to the brunette beauty on X Factor!
“Of course I want to see Cheryl back on The X Factor - who doesn't right? Simon don't be mean - just pay her what it takes - The British Public want her back on their TV!”
So, what do you say, Simon? Is that enough for you to bring Cheryl back?
If that wasn't compelling enough, maybe KatyKat can convince you some more!
The Unconditionally singer added:
“Cheryl is absolutely adorable - and if I perform on The UK X Factor next season and Cheryl isn't one of the judges - then Simon you are going to have me to answer to.”
Yikes! We wouldn't want to be in that line of fire!
You better get Cheryl to come back, PRONTO, Simon! Or face the wrath of Mz. Perry!