It's such a bummer these two can't get along!
The confidante went on to explain:
[Image via WENN.]
Back dat bootie, up, boi! Back it all the way up! Right into our fa… OH! HEY THERE!
We were just admiring the Fifty Shades of Grey's very first movie poster!!
And admiring… And admiring…
Spoiler Alert: Jamie Dornan looks
AMAZEBALLZ AMAZEBALLGAGZ as Christian Grey!! Totally drool-worthy!
"Mr Grey Will See You Now."
Mmm, not if we see him first, LOLz!! Holy ball-gags, batman — just LOOK at Jamie's fantabulous rear end one more time!! He's soooo yum!!!! We can barely handle it!
Someone should issue a tsunami warning because this poster is sure to make millions of panties moist all across the world!!
Fifty Shades of Grey, also starring Dakota Johnson, hits theaters on Valentine's Day 2015 and we cannot wait to make its acquaintance!!
[Image via Entertainment Weekly.]