One million, billion points for Gryffindor, Hermoine Granger.
Ch-ch-check out the incredible video (above) and if you want, you can read her entire speech HERE.
You KNOW you better be tuning into Saturday Night Live this weekend!
While Justin Bieber spent yesterday being totes sad about his legal trouble involving his DUI and resisting arrest charges, there is one group of people who are probably pretty pleased with this news.
Saturday Night Live is brand new in just ONE day with host Jonah Hill, and it's going to be Bieber central!!!!
criminal troublemaker has given the staff loads of material, and the wheels at SNL are apparently already cranking to bring Beliebers SNL fans some good laughs over Biebsy's wild ride:
"The writers are scrambling to do a Justin Bieber Wolf of Wall Street-type skit on his troubles as the cold open, and Seth Meyers is definitely adding stuff to ‘Weekend Update.’ They’re definitely going to make one of their main skits about the arrest."
Other than Miley Cyrus' twerkfest, we don't think SNL could be given better material to work with!
Then again, if Biebs had twerked during his arrest, that might've topped it all!