Well, if she's gonna turn to anyone, we totally expect it to be the "consciously uncoupling" star!
Because, DUH! Who better to understand Beyoncé's pain than the Goop author?!
Get ready, Directioners!
Your favorite boybanders are about to drop some serious midnight memories on you!
We haven't been saying Midnight Memories this whole time because we enjoying mentioning it!
Maybe save that for another video, yeah?
Ch-ch-check out his announcement (above)!