As they say, it's not a vacation without an arrest!
What? They don't say that??
As far as why the Biebs is facing all these charges, officials said:
We thought we knew how epic Disney's Maleficent would be, but we knew nothing!
And all to the strains of Lana Del Rey's dark new version of Once Upon A Dream!
Ch-ch-check out the video (above) to see Angie rule with a thorny fist!