This sh*t's bananas! B-A-N-A-N-A-S!
According to sources, they just signed a contract with rocker grrrl Gwen Stefani!!!!
Hey Queen Latifah! We think you'll be needed for another wedding VERY SOON!
One of the bouquets from one of the lucky brides!
Now, you know what that means — SHE'S NEXT!
John Mayer, you better get that ring ready! She caught the bouquet at the biggest mass wedding in history. You're pretty much obligated to marry her now!
We kid, we kid. Ya'll get hitched whenever you're ready…
Just don't forget to invite us!!!