Jay Z is one lucky man.
Little Blue Ivy isn't anywhere to be seen -- sometimes mommy and daddy need some sexy alone time!
Ch-ch-check out the sexy video, below:
This is the perfect movie prop to scream "Shoooooot heeeeeer" at the top of your lungs with, and not feel completely weird!
That's right! The actual Velociraptor cage from the
terrifying Pterodactyl-fying opening sequence of Jurassic Park is now up for auction on eBay!
And it has its own (thankfully fake) Velociraptor inside?! InGenious!
Life has found a way…to give us another reason to spend 65 million years on eBay!
Who wouldn't to buy this cage, receive it in a truck, and get the once in a lifetime chance to say, "loading team step away?!"
We'd totally be this awesome prop's gatekeeper! That worked out for the gatekeeper in the movie, right?
Hold on, let's review the film and check!
(10 minutes later…)
Uh, on second thought, we'll keep this out of harm's way, possibly in an electrified paddock! This prop does come with its own Robert Muldoon, right?
…that it were a little less expensive!
[Image via eBay.]