Don’t listen to the rumors! Bruce Jenner is a man and he’s STAYING a man! All the gossip swirling around about his sex change is simply not true!
In fact, not only is Bruce keeping his pendulum and clock weights right where they are, he’s putting them to good use!
According to Kanye West, his future stepfather-in-law has still got MAD game! A source close to the R&B artist claims Brucey Boy is still sweet talking the ladies! The insider spilled:
"Bruce is an Olympic icon who can still get women at 64. He wants to bang women, not become one.”
Well then. That’s a mental image we won’t soon be able to forget…
But hey, good for Bruce! He’s a single as a dollar bill so why not get out there and have a good time!
But what about that procedure to remove his Adam’s apple??
Yeezy says he’s cool with Bruce taking the lump out of his throat but knows that the knife won’t be going anywhere below the belt.
It’s your body, Bruce. So long as you’re happy, we’re happy!
[Images via BauerGriffinOnline.]