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Kanye West Assures Everyone That Bruce Jenner, “Wants To Bang Women, Not Become One!”

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Don’t listen to the rumors! Bruce Jenner is a man and he’s STAYING a man! All the gossip swirling around about his sex change is simply not true!

In fact, not only is Bruce keeping his pendulum and clock weights right where they are, he’s putting them to good use!

According to Kanye West, his future stepfather-in-law has still got MAD game! A source close to the R&B artist claims Brucey Boy is still sweet talking the ladies! The insider spilled:

"Bruce is an Olympic icon who can still get women at 64. He wants to bang women, not become one.”

Well then. That’s a mental image we won’t soon be able to forget…

But hey, good for Bruce! He’s a single as a dollar bill so why not get out there and have a good time!

But what about that procedure to remove his Adam’s apple??

Yeezy says he’s cool with Bruce taking the lump out of his throat but knows that the knife won’t be going anywhere below the belt.

It’s your body, Bruce. So long as you’re happy, we’re happy!

[Images via BauerGriffinOnline.]

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12 comments to “Kanye West Assures Everyone That Bruce Jenner, “Wants To Bang Women, Not Become One!””



  1. 1

    Sorry Kanye, still not convinced about Bruce - or you.

  2. B says – reply to this


    2

    Re: rosebud99 – omg lmfao



  3. 3

    Well he is f… wrong, he LOOKS more and more like an OLD Lady! Creeps me out!

  4. gregorytoddallen says – reply to this


    4

    ….hes a lesbian obviously.



  5. 5

    Re: rosebud99 – agree



  6. 6

    Look what they did to America's most loved athlete; they turned him into a middle-aged menopausal woman…

  7. mjm says – reply to this


    7

    "source" = Kris Jenner

    it's sad that Kanye is bowing down to these parasites

  8. morshalee says – reply to this


    8

    GO LISTEN SOME GOSPEL MUSIC @ AND KEEP THE FAITH N PRAYED UP!! "LET JESUS TAKE THE WHEEL"!!

  9. Bevi says – reply to this


    9

    For anyone who can believe even one thing that Kanye says, hands up!



  10. 10

    It'll be awesome if Kanye and Bruce end up together!

  11. leo says – reply to this


    11

    just plain ignorance. sexual orientation and gender identity are two completely different things. it doesn't matter if he likes girls. there are transsexual lesbians. kanye needs to go to college.

  12. budmke says – reply to this


    12

    If he wants to be a women he needs a boob job.Dudes got saggy tits.