This whole situation is a big mess, but this isn't looking good for Mama June!
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No, Kristen Stewart! Put down that shaving cream and razor now!
In a recent interview, KStew made us all die a little inside when she 'fessed up to her big plans to make some rather permanent alterations to one important appendage, her head:
“If I wasn’t an actor, I would definitely do things to my hair. I would cut it more, I would dye it more. At some point I want to do a total boy cut. Not a pretty, girly version — like a straight up James Dean haircut. I’m definitely going to shave my head before I die. I will definitely tattoo my head while it’s shaved before my hair grows back. I’m not sure which part, probably the bottom quadrant in the back…I don’t know what the tattoo would be, yet. Still thinking.”
A full-on shave! Whoa, we're just trying to imagine you getting buzzed like Natalie Portman in V For Vendetta, and it's hard for us not to picture you crying just as much as she did!
Well, we hope that the back of the head tattoo in question is not a barcode like Hitman…only Timothy Olyphant can pull that off!
Hmm maybe consult CeeLo Green before finalizing your ink, Kristin? We're not sure how pleased he is with his scalp-too!