We did not see this coming at all!
Chris apparently has a nine-month-old daughter with a 31-year-old model friend of his named Nia.
We'll keep you updated as more info comes to light!
[Image via Johnny Louis/WENN.]
Wasn't he supposed to be retiring?
We were wrong.
Reportedly, at least FOUR galleries in the El Lay area have received proposals from Shia for a live performance art piece and it's a definitely pretty weird.
Actually, it's really, REALLY weird.
"Shia LaBeouf is sorry. Sincerely sorry.
For 7 days, Shia will sit at a table in a small, boxy room at the rear of a Los Angeles gallery. It is not clear if this is actually Shia, or an imposter. A paper bag will cover his head, emblazoned with the words "I AM NOT FAMOUS ANYMORE"."
Sooooo it's (most likely) not even going to be Shia sitting there!?!
What's the point then?!?
Upon entering, visitors will find themselves in a light, spacious holding area. In this room will be a long table offering up an assortment of 'implements', such as:
A pair of pliers. A bottle of whiskey. A transformers toy. An Indiana Jones whip.
Flowers. A book of love poems. Belgian chocolates. A Ukulele.
The Anthology of Daniel Clowe's work.
A glass jar full of small folded pieces of paper with Twitter comments printed on them. (These are mostly, though not all, of a vitriolic nature.)"
Upon choosing an "implement" the visitors venture one at a time into the room to interact with Shia as they please.
Like we said, REALLY weird.
One gallery in LA, who did not receive a proposel, admitted that when they heard about it, they didn't believe the whole thing was "real!"
Which, we can't either.
Ch-ch-check out the whole proposal (below)!!
What do U think?!? Would U go see it?!?!