All of that money, and the bluetooth isn't hooked up.
No police caught Bruce, but cameras did, which is just as damning.
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Oh-ho! Moving on, we see?!
How innnnneresting! Did they dance on tabletops? Maybe took too many shots? Did they kiss but then forgot???
Oh, if only life were more like a Katy Perry song!
Though we didn't see anything scandalous like that happen, AND the two were avoiding eye contact, they were DEF there together and were even spotted leaving in the same car!
Scandalous! We wonder who he could be!
Another fashion man, perhaps?!
Regardless, we hope he piqued your interested, gurlfriend!!
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