Kickstart our heart, kids, because this news nearly killed us!!
Mötley Crüe, El Lay's quintessential '80s metal band, is throwing in the sweat-soaked towel!
We wish we were joking, but it's true! After 33 years of head-banging like nobody's business, these four bad boys say they're seriously done making our ears bleed!
Thankfully, Vince Neil, Nikki Sixx, Mick Mars, and Tommy Lee have agreed to one 72-stop mega tour!!! And Alice Cooper will be their opening act!!
It sounds like this iconic glam rock band is really going out with a bang!!!
It's been nice knowing you, boys! Thanks for making our ears
feel good Dr. Feelgood all these years!
And, just because… CLICK HERE to listen to Smokin' in the Boys Room!
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