This sh*t's bananas! B-A-N-A-N-A-S!
According to sources, they just signed a contract with rocker grrrl Gwen Stefani!!!!
More Real Housewives real life dramz!
Ramona Singer and her hubby Mario Singer are apparently in the middle of a nasty separation! WHOA! We need a glass of Pinot Grigio to take that one in…
This split is so nasty, in fact, that the police were called to their Southampton digs over a heated domestic feud on Friday night! YIKES.
The fight reportedly raged out of control after Ramona saw Mario entertaining his young socialite flame, Kasey Dexter, as they canoodled in their vacation home.
Once Ramona calmed down, she offered police a glass of wine and no charges were pressed. WHAT?! She's giving cops Ramona's Pinot Grigio?? We want some!
We haven't seen Ramona on camera in a bit, but she sounds just as unpredictable as ever.
This is too bananas for us to even process!
Let's cross our fingers the RHONY cameras were there to document the whole brawl.
We do better with visuals! LOLz!