We're learning more about this terrible tragedy.
That Wedding You Want To Skip? Now You Can Send A Robot To Do Your Congratulating, Dancing, & Drinking!
Now we have an answer for how you'll survive attending that wedding where your ex will also be in attendance!
The robot apocalypse as foretold in The Terminator films may be a lot more adorable than we could have possibly imagined!
That's right, apparently there are now robots that can officiate your marriage, bare your rings, and even livestream the ceremony!
No word yet on whether or not these bots will stop the ceremony at some point and drone "ERROR! ERROR! WHAT IS LOVE? INVALID VARIABLE! MUST KILL ALL!"
Using an app, guests who couldn't make the wedding can now operate these robots remotely. They can talk with other guests, dance, and even order a drink!
Because nothing is more enjoyable than having a robot pour alcohol on itself in place of actually attending your friend's wedding!
Also, what if it at some point the robot develops a relationship with the groom ala the movie Her? Also, is there some place we can sign up to be a surrogate?
Well, looks like you finally won Skynet! Guess we'll have to wait for Neo to free us from the machines! That all happens in one movie right?