All of that money, and the bluetooth isn't hooked up.
No police caught Bruce, but cameras did, which is just as damning.
[Image via Splash News.]
Hmm, maybe Evan Peters should've just pretended he wasn't driving to avoid a ticket!
We're totes kidding. That silly trick probably wouldn't help him get out of a ticket at all!
The American Horror Story star was pulled over on Wednesday afternoon by a motorcycle cop in El Lay!
Kinda makes us wonder where the actor was heading in such a hurry! Perhaps to play some tonsil hockey with his lady love??
Hey, at least the AHS star didn't pull a Reese Witherspoon, right?!
You're famous, Evan, but you're not Legally Blonde famous just yet!
[Image via Pacific Coast News Online.]