That, Perezcious readers, is how we ended up in possession of this penis pic (above)!
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In all her Olympic fervor, Melissa McCarthy ended up buying "the Olympic torch" from "downstairs," an item that just turned out to be some newspaper and a lighter!
Hey, meets our Olympic standards! Light 'em up, Melissa…it's a long, frosty way to Sochi, so you'll most likely need this makeshift torch for warmth in the tundra that is
In HIGHlarious fashion, Melissa teased us for her charming third time hosting SNL, and we're hoping that along with some brand new characters, we'll get a chance to see the Hidden Valley Ranch taste tester again! So funny!
Ch-ch-check out the hysterical promo video (above)!!!