Calum McSwiggan is adamant that he's not faking his alleged attack.
"I went to the police and now apparently I'm a criminal."
However, the police have revealed that they have video
[Image via Calum McSwiggan/Instagram.]
Well, no matter how many days you've wasted on Facebook since it started, at least you've most likely wasted 0 days on MySpace!
A new app provided by Time's tech department has taken upon itself to answer the question that you probably don't want answered, as it can predict how many of your precious days on this earth you've wasted on the Social Network.
First, you let the app log in to your Facebook, it has you mention how many minutes a day you spend on Facebook, and then by going through all the posts in your feed, it calculates roughly how long your self-inflicted social media prison sentence has been since you joined.
After that you can sit back, relax, and let your life crisis REALLY begin! SRSLY we're not gonna poke anything for a while.
[Image via Time.]