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Opera Singer Sues Federal Government After Botched Surgery Makes Her Unable To Perform Without Farting!

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This would stink to have to go through this! Alas, this is a tale as old as time!

A Nashville Opera Company singer, Amy Herbst, is suing Uncle Sam claiming that an operation performed during childbirth that went awry has caused her excessive farting, incontinence, and put her career in jeopardy!

She can't perform without farting! She doesn't have to worry about breaking glass, she has to worry about breaking wind!

Allegedly, a nurse-midwife at Blanchfield Army Community Hospital at Fort Campbell, Kentucky performed an episiotomy to enlarge the birth opening without Amy's permission, and ended up causing an injury!

Amy's lawyer dished on how her excessive gas and incontinence has affected her work:

"Her incontinence makes performing with any regularity impossible."

Oh no! We wouldn't want to be caught in the middle of that aria!

Amy and her husband are seeking $2.5 million! Time will tell how this legal drama unfolds!

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6 comments to “Opera Singer Sues Federal Government After Botched Surgery Makes Her Unable To Perform Without Farting!”



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    Stop with all the animation on the site. I hate it!!!!!!!!!!!!

  3. Nayomie says – reply to this


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    does no one else think its disgusting that something really traumatic which has happened to someone, and ruined their life is being made a joke of and used as gossip? have to stop coming on this site.

  4. SuzieQ says – reply to this


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    I agree, the animation is juvenile and not interesting in any way. An episiotomy is performed on most women who give birth and usually it's not this traumatic. It's terrible this woman had that and is now unable to perform her job. It's also terrible that YOU are making fun of her just by posting this. It's nobody's business but now you've made it well known. Shame on you Perez. You have a child. God forbid something "funny" happens to him. Karma is a bitch as you will find out. This isn't news.

  5. fid says – reply to this


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    WOW. Another story that EVERYONE else has posted days/weeks ago. You really got your hand on the pulse huh Perez?



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    Re: NayomieRe: SuzieQ – I agree.