Ugh. What an a**!!!
We mean that in the most pejorative of senses because what this South Jersey man did on Monday morning is so not OK!
Police say 34-year-old Vincent Wade crashed his car in front of a fried chicken restaurant in Philadelphia. He then exited his vehicle, took off all of his clothes, and pleasured himself in the middle of the street!
Umm, does cheating death turn him on or something??
Well, it must because this is actually Wade’s FOURTH time being drunk behind the wheel!
Cops arrested and charged him with a DUI after his accident this week but get this: he was found guilty of a DUI in 1999 and never paid any of his fines! He was arrested AGAIN 3 years later, but his case was dismissed due to a “speedy trial rule.” In 2012, he was busted a third time, but his trial was delayed.
But what we want to know is why he wasn't charged for indecent exposure! Our eyes cannot unsee that backside!
Something else to keep in mind - this incident happened a few blocks away from an elementary school!
Those poor kiddos could be scarred for life if they saw this scene!
Ch-ch-check out the censored (thankfully) video of Wade wanking off after crashing his car (below)!
Do us a favor and stay OFF the roads forever! K, buddy?
[Image via YouTube.]
Tags: alcohol, car crash, dui, icky icky poo, legal matters, tacky and true, wacky