Poor, poor Kourt.
The source says of Disick:
Whatever happened to what happens on American Idol, stays on American Idol??
Wait, that isn't a thing? LOLz!
In a recent and revealing interview with Entertainment Weekly, the AI judge revealed some pretty intimate stuff about his co-judges!
The whole [in Australian accent] “Oh, I love it, mate. Yeeh, it’s griite” — Keith is actually from Brooklyn. His name is, like, Frank Clemente. And Jennifer has a third arm. She’s a beautiful woman, but it’s a little off-putting. It comes straight out of the middle of her back like a fin. It’s a functioning third arm. It’s got a hand, and it can sign contracts. If you’ve ever wondered why she’s able to wear those sexy dresses and not have a wardrobe malfunction, it’s because that third arm is holding it in place.
So that's her secret for looking so seXXXy all the time?!
Maybe we should invest in a third arm…
LOLz! He's such a kidder!