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Lorde's Birth Certificate Uncovered! Is She Actually 17 Years-Old Or Purely An Older Woman Pretending To Be 17?! Find Out HERE!!

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Lorde is actually 17

Looks like little Lorde IS, well, little!!

Wait…what did we just say?!

Of course she's a 17 year-old! Who would question that?!?

Well, apparently some people on the interwebz, mainly Twitter, have been speculating that the Grammy-winning singer, (full name: Ella Marija Lani Yelich-O'Connor), is actually an older woman PRETENDING To be a 17 year-old!

Which is completely ridiculous because who would WANT To go back to being 17.

So, the website The Hairpin decided to shell out the massively expensive $17.02 (lolz) to have a copy of Lorde's birth certificate sent to them.

And what did they find?

Well, take a look for yourself…AFTER THE JUMP!!!

lordes birth certificate

They found exactly what we expected to find…that she was born on November 7th 1996 which makes her ding, ding, ding, 17 years old.

SHOCKER!

We can't believe people ACTUALLY thought she would pretend to be 17!

Pure poppycock!

P.S. Don't forget to check out our EXCLUSIVE! interview with Lorde from the Delta Grammys Pre-Party!

[Birth Certificate via The Hairpin.]

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9 comments to “Lorde's Birth Certificate Uncovered! Is She Actually 17 Years-Old Or Purely An Older Woman Pretending To Be 17?! Find Out HERE!!”



  1. 1

    Why are you saying she looks old because she actually wears clothes?

  2. Sam says – reply to this


    2

    She better get on that skincare then!! She does not look 17, she doesnt even look 30, she needs sleep, water, vitamins and serious skincare.

  3. Strangeasitmay says – reply to this


    3

    This dont make any sense. I wasnt aware people were questioning her age in the 1st place. I've seen plenty of people question her looks, but not her age. She's NO Courtney Stodden when it comes to wondering how old she really is.

  4. Blobby says – reply to this


    4

    she looks 43.

  5. Crystal says – reply to this


    5

    Re: Blobby – 53



  6. 6

    She looks 40

  7. J says – reply to this


    7

    Who cares if she's 17 or 40? I'm so tired of hearing, "OMG, she's 17 and writes those lyrics, therefore she's brilliant." She isn't that deep.

  8. maria says – reply to this


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    Re: anemov – that didn't make any sense. how does a woman look more or less old based on if she's half naked?

  9. Yeah Right says – reply to this


    9

    So what has she been doing smoking since she was 5? Come on Perez…if she didn't sing would you still think she was 17. I don't believe it for a minute!!! The scars on her face are way to extensive to only be a couple years old. She is old it will come out eventually.