Well, if she's gonna turn to anyone, we totally expect it to be the "consciously uncoupling" star!
Because, DUH! Who better to understand Beyoncé's pain than the Goop author?!
Oh. Em. Gee.
Handle this one with gloves, boys, because it's hot enough to burn your fingers! Steamy enough to melt your polar vortex!
The sensational song is nothing, however, compared to the totally titillating video!
But don't take our word for it…
Ch-ch-check out Can't Remember to Forget You (above)!!
Whoa, nellie!!! This three minute vid has more scandal than Shonda Rhimes' DVD cabinet!!
We aren't sure if these smoking — literally, did you see those cigars? — hotties are playing lovers or just extremely close friends, but color us intrigued!!!
Not convinced that's what they were going for?
Two MARVELOUS mononymous women mashing their mammaries into the very same bed? How lucky we are to be alive!