All of that money, and the bluetooth isn't hooked up.
No police caught Bruce, but cameras did, which is just as damning.
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We're totally saluting this captain…in our pants! High fives all around!
We could have used a little more Emily VanCamp, but we'll take what we can get!
In all actuality, we totally need a soldier to fight against America's winter right now, seeing how we have more polar vortexes these days than we know what to do with.
Maybe a polar vortex will make a guest appearance as the villain in The Winter Soldier! Rewrites, please!
Ch-ch-check out more of these patriotic posters (below)!!!
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