That, Perezcious readers, is how we ended up in possession of this penis pic (above)!
[Image via Usher/Snapchat.]
It's been a long time since we've seen Ryan Reynolds' smiling face and the beautiful body that usually comes attached to it!
So long, in fact, that we were beginning to wonder whether the killer cats he so deathly fears had finally made a fancy feast of his flesh and bones!!!
Rest assured, fellow devotees, that is most simply NOT the case! His Hotness has been busy filming his next feature flick down in New Orleans! It's called Mississippi Grind!
Mississippi grind?? Is that an offer, Mr. Reynolds? Because we'll hop in an Uber and catch the next flight to Biloxi, LOLz!!
In all seriousness, we're totes sad we never get to see him out with his lady love Blake Lively!!!
They should go on more dates together!! Their adoring public demands it!
[Image via Pacific Coast News.]