There's no way we could be this lucky... right?!
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If there's anyone whose body doesn't need to be photoshopped, it's Scarlett Johansson!
But it seems not even superheroes are immune to body image distortion.
ScarJo's new Captain America: The Winter Soldier poster has fans up in arms, and rightfully so.
You don't have to look for distorted mirrors to find photoshop here. You just have to know that the human body houses a certain number of internal organs, and that they take up at least SOME space.
Maybe the idea was to make it look more like the exaggerated poses and bodies of comic book art, but why?? The reason comic book art tends to exaggerate the human form is to pop visually so they look less static.
But real people don't have to be stretched and squeezed like that! Especially not ones that look like Scarlett Johansson!
We love how badass she is, but please! Give the gurl her body back!
EXCLUSIVE UPDATE!!!: Inside sources tell us ScarJo's waist was NOT at all altered for the Winter Soldier poster.
The sources did reveal, however, that the film's producers are constantly trying to digitally enhance her breasts to make them bigger… even though her team would prefer that they didn't.
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