Shia LaBeouf Is A Big, Fat Liar! Not Only Is He NOT Retiring, Wait Till You See What Mega, Hollywood Project He's Signed Onto Next!
But…but…we thought he wasn't famous anymore?!?!
Shia LaBeouf is doing it SO wrong.
This is NOT how you spend your retirement!
Looks like he was lying to ALL of us since it's just been announced that the Nymphomaniac actor has joined the newest Barry Levinson film, Rock the Kasbah!
Doubtful, seeing as the film revolves around a has-been rock band manager who takes his last client to Afghanistan on a USO tour, gets abandoned with no passport, stumbles upon a young girl with an AH-MAZE voice and gets her through Afghan Star, their version of American Idol!
Which, we don't see anything about performance art at ALL in there.
Sigh, maybe NOW Shia will stop pulling these stunts?
We can only hope.