That's it! Cher totally wins the Internet!
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Feeling a bit lonely lately? Are you in the mood to spoon but don’t have a special someone to rub up on?
Never fear single peeps!
Ali C is at your service! This New York-based professional cuddler can be booked to simply lie down with you and snuggle!
Don’t get any ideas though! This is an occasion for cuddling and ONLY cuddling! No sex! Which she clearly states in her ground rules that she lays out for her clients before the snuggling gets started!
She also requests that her customers shower, brush their teeth AND use mouth wash before they begin!
Probz a good idea!
Ali C’s going rate is $60 for 45 minutes! But she also offers some more upscale cuddling packages!
Like a cuddle and a movie (of your choice) for $200!
Or around the holidays, Ali will snuggle with you by a, "beautifully lit Christmas tree,” for 3 hours for only $250!
LOLz! K, now things are starting to get weird.
But if she’s making the monies by offering her cuddle services, we say go for it!
Ch-ch-check out some video of Ali C in action (below)!
Would YOU pay to cozy up with a professional cuddler?