Ooooh, this is gonna make Donald Trump so angry... which means it's a good thing!!
And boy, are they ever!!
This is pretty unsatisfactory.
Obviously this was very moving for some people, but the man it's about is basically left speechless.
"Mr. Allen has read the article and found it untrue and disgraceful. He will be responding very soon."
That's it?! It's been almost a day, so we're wondering why it will be 'very soon.' Why not now?
It's true Woody has never been convicted, or tried for that matter, over this horribleness, but why would someone make up such painful things?!
We hope his actual response has some more guts in it because this is a serious situation!
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