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We knew Gwen Stefani looked good for her age, but she was a teenager already in 1983?! Damn!
— Gwen Stefani (@gwenstefani) February 2, 2014
Aww! That's so cute! But don't call yourself chunky! You were 13! You were still growing up!
Besides, EVERYONE looked overweight next to Sting in the '80s! He was so slim he couldn't stand sideways on stage or the audience would think he hadn't shown up!
He was so slim Stewart Copeland used to call him the King Of Hunger Pain behind his back! He was so slim he used to hang out in that 2-D A-Ha video! He was so slim Every Breath You Take was about his diet!
OK, we're done. The point is young Gwen Stefani is freaking adorable!
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