That, Perezcious readers, is how we ended up in possession of this penis pic (above)!
[Image via Usher/Snapchat.]
This just goes to show that you should never insert any bodily parts into your vehicle!
An Oregon woman in her 70s had a terrifying ordeal when her arm got stuck in the trunk of her car for 18 straight hours! She had to stand up the whole time, AND it was snowing!
So scary! It's like 127 Hours…minus about 109 or so.
She was stranded in a remote part of the state when her hand became lodged in the derriere of her automobile due to a gust of wind! Uh, thanks a lot wind!
The real thanks go out to the multiple layers that she was wearing! Looks like she was armed with clothing!
She managed to survive the grueling ordeal, which ended with neighbors hearing her cries on horseback from an estimated 3 to 5 miles away, and getting her hand free! Talk about a hand job done well!
To put that in context, it took rescuers an hour from when they started hearing cries to get her free and, later, in an ambulance!
We're just thankful she made it out okay. We've got to hand it to her!