That, Perezcious readers, is how we ended up in possession of this penis pic (above)!
[Image via Usher/Snapchat.]
We need 30 CCs of
stripper boobies Holy Water, STAT!
Apparently the Biebs has been scouring through New York City for properties with a private pool to organize a baptism ritual with the Hillsong Church NYC!
Sounds a bit absurd, but it seems like nowadays with JB, anything goes!
“Justin and his team spent time on Saturday searching for a place with a pool where they could conduct a baptism for him, a cleansing ritual, with the Hillsong Church. But they couldn’t find a place in time.”
They couldn't find a place in time? How long would it take to turn pool water into holy water?!
Another insider added:
“Justin is serious about his Christian faith, and after recent events, he needed to take a pause.”
He definitely needs to reevaluate his life.
We wonder how long this will last.