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Has someone finally gotten through to Justin Bieber?? If it wasn't his mother, Scooter Braun, or Usher, perhaps it was someone of a higher power?
After what seemed to be a forever filled with scandals and recklessness on Bieberoni's end, it sort of sounds like he's ready to turn the page and start anew!
Apparently the Biebs has been scouring through New York City for properties with a private pool to organize a baptism ritual with the Hillsong Church NYC!
Sounds a bit absurd, but it seems like nowadays with JB, anything goes!
One source said:
“Justin and his team spent time on Saturday searching for a place with a pool where they could conduct a baptism for him, a cleansing ritual, with the Hillsong Church. But they couldn’t find a place in time.”
They couldn't find a place in time? How long would it take to turn pool water into holy water?!
Another insider added:
“Justin is serious about his Christian faith, and after recent events, he needed to take a pause.”
He definitely needs to reevaluate his life.
Maybe heading back to his Christian roots will put him back on the right track and deter him from seXXing it up with strippers and sippin' on that sizzurp?
We wonder how long this will last.
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