Well, if she's gonna turn to anyone, we totally expect it to be the "consciously uncoupling" star!
Because, DUH! Who better to understand Beyoncé's pain than the Goop author?!
Kim Kardashian isn't going to be a June bride after all??
We heard she and Kanye West were getting ready for a summer wedding in gay Paris! Is that not happening anymore?
Actually, it is! The couple has just moved their nuptials from June up to May! But why? Are they that eager to make it official?
Hmm, the wedding is rumored to be televised, and May DOES just so happen to be sweeps month… LOLz!
"Kim isn't totally pumped about a huge wedding, but she's going along with it."
We hope so! Because Kanye is taking over now, and there's nothing too big for Yeezus. After all, we saw that proposal!
But how does baby Nori fit into all this? A source says:
"North will have a large role in the wedding!"
Flower girl maybe? Or ring bearer?
At this point we're mostly wondering how Kanye is going figure out how to be both the groom AND the best man! JK!
We're actually getting more and more excited! Who knows how big this French soiree will get?
[Image via BauerGriffinOnline.]