If you aren't watching this hot new trailer, you're basically being masochistic!
The 50 Shades of Grey trailer just went up online, and it went up HARD!
So find your own personal Red Room of Pain, and ch-ch-check out this new trailer (above)!!!
That naughty boy!
While the prints cost him a total of about $27,000, it's not THAT much considering 1D earned a record breaking $82.5 million on their Where We Are tour.
The boy bander babe's new crib will now be decorated with works of art that feature phrases like, "I think about sex every sex words" and pictures of penis doodles.
YUP! Definitely sounds like something the heartthrob would enjoy! HA!