As they say, it's not a vacation without an arrest!
What? They don't say that??
As far as why the Biebs is facing all these charges, officials said:
A Colombian politician from the capitol city of Bogota, Marco Fidel Ramirez, is asking Colombia's National Television Authority to remember to forget the two singers' seksi Can't Remember To Forget You music video!
He wants the music video banned from being broadcast on any of Colombia's channels!
Marco thinks the song represents a decay in social moralities! Uh, you could literally have Colombia's justice department replaced by Shakira's hips! They don't lie!
Marco took to the most professional political forum he could think of to voice his views…Twitter:
"Shakira's new video is a shameless case for lesbianism and immorality. It is a danger to children."
Somehow we don't think that the open representation of love between two women is a danger to children, but rather its censorship is the real threat!
He even used the hashtag "#PeligroVideoShakira," which translates to "Dangers of Shakira's Video." The reals dangers of Shakira's video? It being TOO catchy!
Marco continued on his social media tirade by sending out this tweet:
"It sends a provocative message to weak people who can be polluted and induced to practice (lesbianism)."
Excuse us, we'll be shaking our heads for the next century or so.
Your sexuality can't be determined by watching a music video, Marco. Just FYI.