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However, its most eyebrow-raising article is about the dos and don'ts of anal sex!
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We knew two weeks seemed too short!
Our minds were dancing like stars when we learned Selena Gomez secretly checked into rehab for alleged substance abuse in early January, but now we're learning that she actually split before completing her treatment!
Bad gurl, Selena!
While the medical team at the DAWN program at The Meadows strongly advised her to stay for the FULL 6 week program, she ignored their objections to go to Sundance Film Festival for her flick, Rudderless.
YUP! Even though Selena reportedly had a nasty habit for Justin Bieber, Ambien, weed, and alcohol, she convinced herself as cured after a mere 14 days.
The starlet insisted that she was totally fine to never return to the Arizona facility because she finished the first week — the tough initiation known as "Survivors week."
Hmmm…we wonder where she learned how to be so stubborn??! LOLz!
And, to think, we were SO proud of her for getting the help she so obviously needed after canceling her Stars Dance tour early.
Ay dios mio! We say get back to Arizona, pronto!!!