Girrrl, we have missed you so!
But now it looks like she's ready to step back out into the spotlight!
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…said no one, anywhere.
The reports out yesterday detailing a salacious sex romp between the former U.S. Prez and Liz read like a page out of Penthouse Forum!
But as oh-so juicy as the gossip was, it turns out not one word of it was true!
This all started after secret recordings were uncovered of Tom Sizemore graphically explaining a year-long affair Clinton had with Hurley. According to Sizemore, he put the Commander-in-Chief in touch with his ex Elizabeth which lead to a no strings attached, f-buds relationship!
But now Tom is saying he made it all up!
"I’d like to apologize to her for any hurt or BS I caused [Liz] or the Clintons or anybody else i may have mentioned.”
Why, Tom, why?!? Why would you do something like this??
The answer is pretty simple and not at ALL surprising.
Sizemore came clean about how his addictions played a major part in him creating this political sex scandal fiction, explaining:
"I’m not denying that I said these things. I don’t remember saying them. They’re the rantings of a guy and it’s been well-chronicled, who had a very severe drug problem. They were the rantings of a drug addicted actor.”
Not only is the romance between Clinton and Hurley a fabrication, Tom also confessed to making up meeting the president at all! Sizemore said:
"No, it’s not true. I was never at the White House and I never met Bill Clinton. I’ve never been to the White House and met our president, any president.”
Yeah, and we’re pretty sure you never will!
The good news out of all of this is that Tom is supposedly clean and sober now.
…Orrrrr would we?
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