They really are the definition of a perfect couple!
Let's be honest, who else makes married life and walking dogs look so effortless??
How polite and cute of them!
Bruce Jenner's son Burt Jenner got mad at paparazzi on Thursday in El Lay after a photog wouldn't buzz off.
And when we say "mad" we mean really, REALLY mad.
Picture this: Dude got so enraged, he got right into the photog's face and screamed and spat naughty words and threats!!!
Hello anger management!
"I'll squash your little fat f**king ass. Do something you little f**king b***h. Take the photo. This guy thinks he's a man — this little short motherf**ker. That's what I thought. You need to back the f**k up you little f**king punk. You don't know sh**. You don't know sh**, motherf**ker. You don't know who I am because I'm the motherf**ker my family won't let out…."
…and on and on and on.
SO. MUCH. ANGER.
It's no wonder they don't let Burt out very often! Wait, about that — what kind of dig was that? Was that about him or about Bruce?
We understand that the paparazzi are super annoying, but that is NO way to treat another human being.
Hopefully Bruce and the Jenner clan will urge Burt to go to anger management. Clearly, he needs it!!!