Calum McSwiggan is adamant that he's not faking his alleged attack.
"I went to the police and now apparently I'm a criminal."
However, the police have revealed that they have video
[Image via Calum McSwiggan/Instagram.]
Silly internet! This is why you can't have nice things!
This was CRUSHING news, obvi, for all of us who were desperately hoping the Hitch starlet would eventually get hitched to the Hollywood's hottest unmarried hunk!!
Don't go crying moist, salty tears of infinite sadness just yet, though!
While the rep didn't go so far as to say that everything was perfect within their relationship — let's face it, it's never ice cream cones and unicorns behind closed doors anyway — her comment does seem to imply that the perfectly pretty power couple continues to find ways to make their love work!
Sweeeet! True love always wins!
Part of us is soooooo happy for them! We hope Eva & Ryan to stay together forever and ever and usher a lovely litter of little babies into the world!
The other part of us, though, the part we don't talk about at parties, can't help but be a bit bummed! We were kind of hoping the Ry guy would catch our ballz on the rebound, LOLz!!
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