He is just completely awful.
If you're ready for your daily dose of awfulness, hit 'play' (below).
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It has not been an easy time for Gwyneth Paltrow.
What with Vanity Fair going all cray cray on her, plus those scandalous pics of her cutting off a school bus while driving Apple on a scooter. But during these difficult times, you usually want to turn to the ones you love.
Unfortunately for Gwyneth, it sounds like there's no turning to Chris Martin these days!
"Chris has told Gwyneth he wants to move back to his native England with their two children, Apple and Moses, once the school year is over. He hasn’t been happy living in Los Angeles because Chris just isn’t into the Hollywood scene. Since moving to LA, Chris has been away from the band, and he has essentially put his career on the back burner."
But this leaves us all thinking…hasn't Gwyneth been sacrificing enough by living in England for so long??
Well, that's actually what Chris apparently thought too! But it seems he's had a change of heart after seeing how the move has played out:
"At first, Chris was doing it for Gwyneth because of the sacrifices she made for him, especially since he would be on the road for months at time while the band was touring. However, Chris now recognizes that Gwyneth doesn’t need to be living in Los Angeles for her career. Yes, she is closer to her mom Blythe Danner and friends, but Chris is away from his family and pals. From the beginning of their relationship, Gwyneth always told Chris she wanted to live in London. The couple also owns a home in the Hamptons, and Chris would much rather live there than in Los Angeles."
We've got to agree that Gwyneth can GOOP from anywhere!
We mean, England surely has overpriced tomatoes for her to put in a salad that no one can afford. LOLz!
But srsly, we hope these two figure out where to set up camp because those kiddies deserve a place to call home!
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