Good for you, Chels!
Ch-ch-check out Chelsea's topless pics (below)!!!
[Image via Chelsea Handler/Twitter]
Awkward turtle! Torpe tortuga!
Now visitors are plastering anti-pedophilia messages all over his likeness! It's gotten so bad that cops have had to intervene!
The quaint town's normally good-natured residents keep vandalizing the American filmmaker's statue because ___________________________.
See more pics of Woody's statue (below)!
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