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Until a few weeks ago, Oviedo, Spain's Woody Allen statue was a popular tourist attraction. Since Dylan Farrow re-accused the director of sexual molestation, however, all of that has changed.
Now visitors are plastering anti-pedophilia messages all over his likeness! It's gotten so bad that cops have had to intervene!
The quaint town's normally good-natured residents keep vandalizing the American filmmaker's statue because ___________________________.
See more pics of Woody's statue (below)!
[Image via Twitter.]
Tags: abuse, accusations, dylan farrow, fill in the blank, icky icky poo, molestation, oviedo, spain, vandalism, woody allen