Michael Skupin is ready to talk.
The ex-contestant said in a statement:
The 54-year-old explained that he's turning to religion following his arrest, adding:
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Awkward turtle! Torpe tortuga!
Now visitors are plastering anti-pedophilia messages all over his likeness! It's gotten so bad that cops have had to intervene!
The quaint town's normally good-natured residents keep vandalizing the American filmmaker's statue because ___________________________.
See more pics of Woody's statue (below)!
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