Well, nobody saw this coming!
Well... it's who he left the club with that's causing a stir:
Awkward turtle! Torpe tortuga!
Now visitors are plastering anti-pedophilia messages all over his likeness! It's gotten so bad that cops have had to intervene!
The quaint town's normally good-natured residents keep vandalizing the American filmmaker's statue because ___________________________.
See more pics of Woody's statue (below)!
[Image via Twitter.]