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Fly, Flappy Bird! Fly through those pipes!
We all felt like our wings had been clipped when the developer of the highly addicting game Flappy Bird removed the game from the iPhone and Android app stores, but now you can buy smart phones that had previously downloaded the game online!
Yay! And they're only thousands of dollars! Yay…wait, what now?
Different eBay vendors are selling their iPhones and Androids from anywhere between $300 and $5,000, most of them for the iPhone 5S!
One iPhone 5 has now reached $90,000 in an auction after 62 birds…uh, bids flapped the price up from its starting position at $750!
Because when we think of an appropriate use of $90,000, our minds immediately go to a game where you press a screen to make a 2D bird fly between plumbing.
Who knows? Maybe the developer will put the very simple game up on the app store again, and make everyone who went on eBay extremely regretful.